drunk on pop

Golden Skans

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 14:45:00 +0000

Golden Skans
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The Sound of Violence

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 15:06:00 +0000

Cassius - The Sound Of Violence
Uploaded by hushhush112

So, I work at a gar bar. Some of you know this, some of you do not. What those of you know who know this and have been to said gay bar, is that we play a lot of fucking music videos. Several screens, all with lots of music videos on them. Some (like the one above) are freakin nifty. Most are sad and lame. Regardless, I often have a hard time not watching music videos and actually tending to my drunken customers. The above video by Cassius is a real gem in my book. I'd really like to watch on Imax...in 3D...on lots of chemicals...forever...

Justify My Love

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 13:45:00 +0000

Madonna - Justify My Love
Uploaded by bebe68

My father has been in town, so I haven't been spending much time thinking about what to put up in my little corner of the internet, but here we go again...

Madonna has always been a gender bending fag. In this video, she only play one gender, but she also brought some serious kinky gay genderfuck stuff to a mainstream audience. In case you weren't aware, this was the first video to ever be banned from MTV. And what did she do? She sold the damn thing on VHS as the first video single and made millions. Clever girl.

Below are a few examples of Madge playing a more dominant role, and also her love for top hats.

40 - Madonna - Bye Bye Baby (Live)
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Madonna,Aguilera,Britney,Missy Elliott
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She's Madonna

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 22:32:00 +0000

Robbie Williams - She's Madonna
Uploaded by jief75

I'm not really sure how I feel about this one. Opinions? I'm a rebellious Robbie Williams fan; ie: no one else I know really cares for him at all. I love this song, he made it with the Pet Shop Boys. The video, is somewhat enjoyable, and the idea of Robbie in bad drag is kinda interesting, but none the less nothing really happens.

What's exciting is the DL on the song, which is apparently this: Robbie wrote the song after a conversation he had with Guy Ritchie (Madonna's hubby) about how he left his then girlfriend Tania Strecker for Madonna. Robbie wanted Madonna to be in the video with him, and he played the song for her shortly after writing it, and the word is she even liked it. But when Guy figured out what the song was about, the project was dropped entirely. Shame, would have been fun.

Also of note, the video includes Alexis Arquette (of The Arquette's) who was born on my birthday, only in 1969. And finally, the video was made by none other than Johan Renck who also Madonna's "Nothing Really Matters" and "Hung Up." Everything is illuminated.

It's Amy Winehouse day!

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 13:00:00 +0000

I was turned on to this semi-trashy woman yesterday. Yes, I'm late on the boat, considering she's already won Best New Artist at the Brit Awards, but the girl is super sexy and amazing; and her voice makes me wanna cream. It's like Rosemary Cloony and The Ronettes had a love child who wore too much eye liner, but it kinda worked for her because she looked like Minnie Driver. Anyway, her videos are kinda great too, not super awesome, both worth a look over. It took me two times to 'get' the first one, so give it a look.

Trivia? At around age 10, Winehouse founded a short-lived amateur rap group called Sweet 'n' Sour, as Sour. She described the group as "the little white Jewish Salt 'n' Pepa" in a 2003 interview with The Sun.

AMY_WINEHOUSE Rehab
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AMY WINEHOUSE - YOU KNOW I'M NO GOOD
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Back To Black (Music Video)
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Love Today

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:45:00 +0000

What it is about this boy...I have no idea, but he's cute like kittens and bunnies and yet I still kinda wanna do him...to tall though...Anyway, this appeared yesterday, and it's good.

Anyway, in case you were wondering, Mika was trained by a Russian opera professional and his public performances and jobs have varied from classical performances in the Royal Opera House, writing in-flight music for British Airways and creating an Orbit Chewing Gum jingle. I guess he's versatile.

I posted his first single here if you missed it.

Who's That Girl

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 17:19:00 +0000

Eurythmics - Who's That Girl
Uploaded by manon42

So apparently I'm on some sort of Gender Bender kick. While Annie's gender bending has ever been as extreme as what we saw in the last post, it's still sexy. I mean how often do we get to see pop stars making out with themselves while playing different genders? Not often enough, I'll tell you that!

You Spin Me Round

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 16:59:00 +0000

Dead Or ALive - You Spin Me 'round
Uploaded by Transsmusic

So, apparently in 2003 Dead Or Alive released a greatest hits cd (they had other hits?), and on it there was a remix of their most notable single, "You Spin Me Round." Also, since that song had originally been released, front man Pete Burns went about 3/4ths trans. He's spent a lot of time under the knife it seems, and I for one think he (I think that's still the right pronoun...it's only 3/4ths right?) looks fantastic. Rather Amanda Lepore, but I guess that's just kinda what happens when you explode your lips with collagen. Anyway, enjoy the 2003 remix video for "You Sping Me." Then watch the original, and be amused by what was cool in the 80's.

Bangs!

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:49:00 +0000

Nelly Furtado - Say It Right
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Madonna Jump Video Full
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BEYONCE Me Myself And I
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Gwen.Stefani.Wind it Up.English.Clips200
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Ride A White Horse

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 15:44:00 +0000

Ride A White Horse
Uploaded by roentgen

The last video's 'glam/gross' effect naturally made me think of this video. I mean...yuck...but damn, that's a good wig. The art direction throughout the video is fantastic, and her garbage can go go boys only make things fantastic. Be in awe ya'll, it don't get much better than Goldfrapp.

Someone Like You

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 15:39:00 +0000

Someone Like You
Uploaded by BECAUSE_MUSIC

This has nothing to do with anything and is totally bizzaro. I totally dig though. Bjork's makeup with peaches/madonna/le tigre sound and a snazzy monochrome video....how could you go wrong?

Beautiful Liar / The Boy Is Mine

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 15:10:00 +0000

Shakira & Beyoncé - Beautiful Liar
Uploaded by dris

Feminism at it's finest. Beyonce and Shakira's new video "Beautiful Liar" is clearly "The Boy is Mine" for 2007. I'm actually surprised it took 9 years for two female popstars to do a duet where they're mad at men together. I'm also surprised, while comparing the two, how increidbly boring "The Boy Is Mine" seems now. What?! No middrifts?! You're wearing all your clothes?! No Choreography?!...just back and forth between that damn wall, over and over. I'm glad Shakira and Beyonce have learned that if you want to hate your man, you at least have to be a sex kitten and ruin your gown with fake rain.

But seriously, it is rather exciting how similar they look in this video. Why is it exciting? I'm not sure yet, I haven't had my coffee.

Brandy & Monica - The Boy Is Mine
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Champion Sound

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 15:04:00 +0000

I have no idea if this is real or not. I mean, it can't be...right? at least I hope not. Either way, the amount of obsession it took to put the thing together is a little sickening, and truely worthy of admiration.

Slow

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 16:58:00 +0000

I wish it was summer. I wish it was summer and there was actually a pool populated by these people, including Kylie Minogue and her legions of hot fags in skimpy swim suits. Wait, I wish it was summer and I got to be Kylie Minogue at the pool with the hot fags. I also want the giant crane over my head with a camera zooming in and out on my fantastic cleavage and trashy makeup. I want to be the only one at the pool in a designer dress.

She's My Man

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:20:00 +0000

I'm not usually a huge fan of the Scissor Sister's videos...their imagery is always amazing, but somehow it never really pulls together for me. However, this one is fantastic. I probably like it because it's so different from what they usually do. Enjoy the puppetry and intra-band drama, it is most excellent.

Why

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 19:28:00 +0000

Incase you had any doubts about Annie Lennox's total and complete awesomeness, I give you her 2006 Live 8 performance. Cry.

Beethoven (I Love To Listen To)

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 18:41:00 +0000

Sophie Muller has made most of the Eurythmics' videos, and done most of Annie Lennox's solo video's as well. This gem dates back to 1987, and is all around nifty. Annie is a total stud. And can't we all relate? I mean, I know that when the housework is getting me down, a nice pair of pumps and a blond wig can turn everyday monotony into a real party. For one. Alone in my apartment. Just me, the pumps, and a shiny new bottle of Windex. No, I'm serious.

Try

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:42:00 +0000

I've always loved this one. It's off Nelly Furtado's least successful album, her sophomore effort 'Folklore.' Her video's have never been that great, and since she got her brain fried and thinks she's Paris Hilton, they've gotten awful. But once upon a time, Sophie Muller made her a video, and it was good. Oh well, at least she used to be cool. Not to mention her total hottie husband she's stranded with in that colonial wasteland. Poor Nelly Furtado...stuck in the wilderness with a model and several designer gowns...I really do pity her.

Not Ready To Make Nice

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 16:33:00 +0000

Gotta love the chicks. I always kinda loved the chicks. Then they got all 'fuck-you-rebel-bitch-queen-diva-politics' and I loved them more, so much that I started talking about it. Then they won Grammys, lots of them. So, in honor of said chicks, and the aforementioned lovely Sophie Muller, I give you a super excellent Dixie Chicks video that makes superb use of black eyeliner.

Also, the grammys:

Happy Valentine's Day

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 20:37:00 +0000

Another unlikely and throughly un-American pop star is one Miss Lilly Allen. She's adorable and her crazy British bubble gum reggae is unique and nifty. On top of her fantastic lyrics and songs, she's hired Sophie Muller to make her a Kelly Clarkson-esque heroine in her first video. Watch and compare.

Also, fair warning that this kicks off a binge of Sophie Muller's videos, which are usually stupendous. The whole idea of a Sophie-thon was given to me by my arch nemesis blogger, over at the living laboratory

The Sweet Escape

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 13:30:00 +0000

And speaking off odd, I give you Gwen's latest attempt at oddity. Successful? Not really, unless you consider that this is actually popular. Which is kind of amazing, kind of predicable, and kind of sad. I don't know, I love the girl, but her video's have never been all that incredible. There's something a bit 'poser' about her if you will. It's like the director told her to be sexy, tried to shoot her looking sexy, but in reality, it was hotter to watch her doing push-ups in the "Just A Girl" video.

I rest my case.

David Bowie and Marianne Faithfull - I Got You Babe

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 13:30:00 +0000

There is nothing that's not odd about this. Everything is odd. David is sporting a fur corset, while Marianne seems to have forgotten to take her nun Halloween costume off. And they chose, of all things, to cover Sonny and Cher, who are also odd. The performance style is perhaps my favorite part...totally fucking deadpan. This one is definitely best enjoyed with a cup of earl grey and good shot of an intravenous drug.

Life On Mars?

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 13:00:00 +0000

Circa 1973, the original male pop star in makeup. You just have to love him. I mean think about it people! This was pop music! Girls were screaming and fawning over this man with a red mullet, blue eyeshadow, pink lip gloss and a fabulous powder blue suit. We have nothing to even hold a candle to that.

Sigh...well at least there's always crazy Gwen Stefani being weird and famous...but her pupils are the same size so it's not as cool.

Lovers in Captivity

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 13:00:00 +0000

I know very little about this band (they're called Ima Robot) but this video is nothing short of fantastic. Gender bending at its finest. The sexiness of a man in makeup isn't at all like any other kind of sexy, but it sure is undeniable here. David Bowie would be proud...or perhaps jealous...or maybe even a bit put off but still think it was pretty groovy...

Know Your Chicken

noreply@blogger.com (Richert) — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 13:00:00 +0000

no words...